CLASSYLOL

You might want to forget it, but the rest of us will never let you
Mon Aug 15
“ that time the only person who would see Harry Potter with you was your own mother
Thu Jul 28
“ That time you pretended to be the other’s mom and called out of work for them
“ That time you were hammered at 1pm and hungover by 6pm
“ That time one of you agreed to give a stranger a ride and he stole cash from you and the other’s wallets and was furious when you called him out on it
“ That time you threw up in a Chipotle parking lot from drinking too much the night before
“ That time you slept on the floor of a bar
Sun May 1
“ That time an officer of the law told you “I didnt give a shit if you pee in the bushes.
“ That time an officer of the law gave you a pinky promise
Wed Mar 30
“ That time you broke into a boys dorm room and stole his condoms
“ That time you kissed a Jew and the other was furious you did so before them